"I'll wait, in case you need me." • THE Shandy Jacket • Jumpy are we? • "ANDY! Officers must stay on the scene!" • SHUT. JACK. DOWN. • Conspiracy • "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals.." • #TeamAndysSaltyNuts • Jack the Douchey Douche • Burrito Room Hypothetical • blossom--of--snow calls in! • BLOOPERS