***SPOILER ALERT***

this week's episode contains spoilers for the entire twilight saga. listen at your own risk.

This week Gabi and Eryn take a break from obsessively overanalyzing the behavior of fictional people and mythological creatures, and instead answer questions from listeners about fictional people and mythological creatures. They attempt to break down the main trio's astrological charts, discover that literally every mainstream vampire has fought in the civil war (for the confederacy ........ ), and dive into the most important question of all: how did Edward's undead penis achieve an erection, and produce living sperm to conceive a child?