This week, Fanbyte's merchandise thinktank develops a slew of new products coming soon to a store near you, including an adult sippy cup only for wassail, offensive holiday socks, short-shorts that say "ass ass" on them, an air purifier that's big for outside, a foolproof method for murdering Sherlock Holmes, and somehow, even more.

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