Oh, gather your ears and come sit a spell,And hark to the tale that I have to tell!A mystery! A murder! A villainous deed!And four possible culprits on your podcast feed!They'll cover various topics (some of them scary)Including some of the films of Jim Carrey!And a bit of the book (we all tried our best)It's a Faking Lit Christmas, so it's a bit of a mess.Featuring Special Guest Experts Terry Sauce and Tim Trout-PI, Private Detective.