The writers' strike is over (actors may be coming soon?), but I blame them for making me sit through crap like Fox's Special Forces: World's Toughest Test, which I'm proclaiming The Dumbest Show Ever on this episode. I'm also recapping the season 5 premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race UK, which has brought out my inner conspiracy theorist. So join me for The Mystery of the Missing Queen as we kick off spooky season.

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Outro music by Box Lunch Beats (Instagram: @a_maddox_art)