Unbeknownst to a frustrated Gerard, his activities have been recorded.

Gerard's Nightmare

Won't you join me, Gerard Armbruster, as every week we take a wrong turn off life's interstate, and discover the straight story about the bend in the road, where nestle the small towns with big characters, to tug on the common thread that unravels the hand-me-down sweater of our national zeitgeist, and extrudes the truths of our lives.  Perennial favorite: Postcard from Battersea, with Stetson Tudd.