Reading from: https://www.quora.com; https://hellopoetry.com; https://pokepasta.fandom.com; https://www.deviantart.com; https://pokemonfanon.fandom.com; https://www.fanfiction.net;
Readers: Spaced God, Ashto, Cherry, NutshellGulag, Achilles' Heelies, Shell Game;
Music: Everybody Polkamon - 'Weird Al' Yankovic; Brass in Pocket - The Pretenders;