Shakespeare! Squirrels! Answering machines! All this and more in the first (and only?) episode of Exit Stage Left!

Answering machine tone A:https://freesound.org/people/kwahmah_02/sounds/268805/

Answering machine tone B: https://freesound.org/people/kwahmah_02/sounds/274759/

Outgoing call: https://freesound.org/people/Omar%20Alvarado/sounds/251540/

Dial tone: https://freesound.org/people/angeliqueperdikes/sounds/327034/

Record scratch: https://freesound.org/people/Raccoonanimator/sounds/160909/