You guys...we gotta address the elephant in the room: The Bachelorette is back, and according to Tat and Bendy, it is NOTHING of the sort. From casting adjustments (Bendy was going to give paradise one more shot...) to controversies to the largest cast of DUDS I've ever seen squeeze into two limousines, we have no choice but to put our foot down and abstain from watching Katie's season. The franchise couldn't be going any more rogue. HOWEVER, for all of you Bach lovers out there, we decided to do a little blind react this week to the new lot of boys coming to win Katie's vibrating little weirdo heart. Then, the Hot Mess Express gets DERAILED?! NOT clickbait.