Joke #1: Husband : Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife : Because I married the wrong man! Joke #2: A guy went to a party without his wife. He heard another guy say to his wife, "Pass the sugar, Honey." and "Pass the honey, Sugar." He thought this sort of speech is a good idea. The next morning when he and his wife are eating breakfast, he said to his wife, "Pass the bacon, pig." Joke #3: Customer : Waiter, this lobster's only got one claw. Waiter : Well, it probably fought. Customer : Well, then, bring me the winner! twitter.com/davidkim facebook.com/daviddongwon.kim www.gyopoenglish.com