We were going to write something clever/funny/moronic to summarize what we talked about and why we talked about it, But even we don't fucking know. The following topics were discussed in this episode:The work ethic of Dominican teenagers.The Re-Opening of TexasThe horniness of old men- namely Cuomo, Dick Pick Mic (Mickey Callaway), Jared PorterHow much a kid needs to work to "Make It"Hunter Greene Being an Alien95mph fastballs being an invitation to violenceNeither Siddeeq nor Evan can or will ice skateWe don't double text, unless you're pretty, but pretty women are shitty texters, so in conclusion: Happy MondayDrake - Lemon Pepper Freestyle