The Rewatch Party
The Rewatch Party
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The Rewatch Party 243 - Batman Returns (1992)
1 hour 20 minutes Posted Dec 21, 2025 at 9:30 pm.
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It's the Christmas Episode!  
(To the tune of The Christmas Song)
Penguins roasting in the sewer pipes,Black fish goop on Danny’s chin,Scary clowns with their guns all ablaze,and folks get thrown through high windows,
Everybody knowsA Batmobile with jet exhaustHelps to make the season bright,Catwoman flips, cracks, and struts through the pain,Walken won't sleep well tonight
He knows that Batman’s on his way,He's loaded lots of neat new weapons that don't slayAnd every Gotham goon will stop and whineTo see ask setting clowns on fire counts as "fine"
And so we’re offering this simple phrasefrom Burton back in ninety-two,Although it’s been said many times, many ways,It's a nightmare dressed in latex at the zoo