This is a little ditty that I constantly sing as I wage my perpetual war against the five cats that are plotting against me in and around my house. The tune is an interpolation of the song "Clowns are Experts" by The Vandals. I felt, as this song is a daily part of our lives here at the BUNNYHEADBUNKER, that it was essential to record this piece for future generations to enjoy. ---Richard F. Yates (aka: Supreme Bunny Warlord)