Phoebe sucks all the fun out of funiculars with a devastating story about a little train that couldn’t, while Ashley tells us what happens when 5 Danny Devitos fall on a pair of newlyweds in one of America’s most beautiful national parks.

Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org