Today, Ashley brings you gross tales of genital loving parasites in Lake Malawi, and tells you all the places NOT to swim if you’re not a fan of having eggs laid inside you. Then, Phoebe tells us about one woman’s run in with an aggressive hippo on what was supposed to be a relaxing canoe trip down the Zambezi.

Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org