I know Halloween has come and gone like a hell-goblin into the fiery crevices of the darkest netherworld. But in a desperate to cling to the much needed mindless joy that the spooky season brings me (and I'm hoping you, my dear Earfoolian), we're taking a look at the head banging-est horror movie subgenre of all time....

      M E T A L S P L O I T A T I O N!!!!!!