Earl receives a pamphlet regarding the '13th Annual Brush &amp; Crush Drive' at the local Scientology Center, which is a seven hour drive from his home in Arkansas, and decides to inquire with a phone call.

Ethel Chariott's Crepes

Jed 'Earl' Riley embarks on a stupendously redundant quest of honoring his family's legacy, a third generation front porch that his father built. These are the thoughts of a man and his encounters from hither to yonder county line within the fictionalized world of Baum County, Arkansas. Earl delivers a message of idiotic hope with all the pride, pomp and circumstance needed to fulfill his destiny.