Quantavius searches low and high for the 'Brush & Crush' while Earl informs someone in Neosho County that their dog is a shitstain and has COVID-19.  Also, a fine young lad from Taco Bell is evaluated by Mr. PepsiCo on his performance as an employee!

Dr. Rug Doctor, M.D.

Jed 'Earl' Riley embarks on a stupendously redundant quest of honoring his family's legacy, a third generation front porch that his father built. These are the thoughts of a man and his encounters from hither to yonder county line within the fictionalized world of Baum County, Arkansas. Earl delivers a message of idiotic hope with all the pride, pomp and circumstance needed to fulfill his destiny.