<p>A rock sleeps better than a log, the trek up the hill is quite the slog, and the oracle is a dirty dirty dog.</p>

Luke and Eli are the only survivors of a devastating alien attack. Hurtling into the dark void of space in their cramped escape pod with little hope of rescue, they might as well start a podcast to pass the time. Who knows, maybe someone back on Earth will be listening? New episodes every Monday.