The show starts with Ally claiming that babies born in January are smarter, because she was (you'd think that would be a point in the con column). Jarrett Has A Massage From Hell (no Happy Endings here). Drop The President. Speaking of the President, We talk to Trump Supporter Dave about all the crazyness going on and see if that changes his thoughts on things. Gay Gay Cray Cray, News It Or Lose It, A woman throws her Diva Cup, lots of period talk, and which celebrity sex life do you envy the most. As always we end with happy endings!