Dracula’s world continues to be smothered in loneliness. When his anger causes an argument with Juan, tough love is the only solution. The BFF calls out Dracula’s embarrassing secret for sexcapades and replaces it with a dream come true.

There’s a new girl in town. Visiting her aunt and uncle… from the far away land of America! Rumor has it she’s eager to find out if the legendary passions of Dracula are for reals. And like all American women under 25, she’s a virgin!

Will Miriam be the one who ends the Prince of Darkness’ dickie drought?