<p>This week on Class Dismissed, we discuss how America’s literacy decline is not only hurting classrooms and test scores, but even making reality TV dumber, less articulate, and harder to watch.</p>

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Welcome to Class Dismissed—a weekly, kid-in-the-car safe conversation where real life, pop culture, tech hiccups, and the occasional “wait… what?!” moment all get a seat at the table. It’s thoughtful, it’s fun, and it’s proof that you can laugh, think, and mildly panic about parenting in the digital age—all before Tuesday rolls around again.