An interview with a historical witness to history. Unedited.

ALIEN LIFE HERE RIGHT NOW WE MEAN TODAY EXACTLY

The evil(?) genius Dr Despair wants you to shake off the shackles of this world, reject the false dichotomy presented to you by the tyranny of the "they", and encourage you to become a mindful minion. Yes, this is all part of his "near-fatal moon ray project." But he will help you get through a mind-numbingly hopeless future. Just submit yourself to deprogramming in this virtual un-re-education camp.