Everything's better when it's a draft--even CES. This week we're picking the top stories from the 2019 Consumer Electronics Show, as well as the products that are least likely to ever ship and our least favorite stories of the week.

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Guest Starring:

Florence Ion and Mikah Sargent

Links and Show Notes:

Every new HomeKit-enabled device announced at CES | iMore

Google Assistant Connect makes adding Assistant easier - 9to5Google

LG’s groundbreaking roll-up TV is going on sale this year - The Verge

CES AirPlay, HomeKit, and Accessory Roundup, Part 1 – MacStories

A woman pumped breast milk on the CES show floor. So what?

Impossible Burger 2.0 Taste Test: Shockingly Good

Intel demonstrates 10nm Ice Lake processor, promises PCs will ship with it later this year - The Verge

Bose invented a noise-canceling system for your car - The Verge

There Are Not One, But Three Companies That Will Paint Your Cat on Your Fingernail

iMore on Instagram: “The ARTPRO NAIL from O'2 Nails is an inkjet printer FOR YOUR FINGERNAILS! 💅🏽💅🏽 #nailart #ces2017”

CES 2019: Robotic suitcases back (and ... maybe better?) at this year's show | ZDNet

The Craziest Cars and Futuristic Vehicles of CES 2019 - PCMag

Bell’s hybrid-electric flying car will be available via Uber by the ‘mid-2020s’ - The Verge

This machine will fold your laundry for you | TechRadar

Sony's latest project tackles immersive, 3D audio - Android Authority

The smart diaper has entered the building at CES 2019 - CNET

Royal Flush: Hands-On with Kohler’s $8,000 Alexa Toilet

Audi spins out Holoride to put VR in every car | TechCrunch

AT&T's Android phones now lie about having 5G

AT&T gets burned by rivals over its fake 5G network

AT&T wireless CEO on fake 5G complaints: ‘that makes me smile’ - The Verge

CES Gave A Sex Toy An Award, And Then Disqualified It…Because It’s A Sex Toy

CES Rescinds Innovation Award For Vibrator, Calling it "Obscene" | Inverse

Bread-making robot makes everyone at CES 2019 trash their no-carb New Year resolutions - CNET

CES 2019 has LavvieBot litter box: A smart place for cats to poop - CNET

Lovot is the first robot I can see myself getting attached to - The Verge

Mikah Sargent ☃️ (@mikahsargent) | Twitter

Florence "U4EA" Ion (@Ohthatflo) | Twitter