This Weeks Backpage News:

1. Florida Man Allegedly Pulls Out 'Dank Gummies' When Deputies Asked For ID
2. Texas man drove BMW dealership loaner car to rob bank, tried to use stolen money to buy BMW
3. Police: 'I'll kill you if you don't buy me beer;' SLC man pulls gun on 3 people, gives $20
4. Stuntman soaks in bean dip for 24 hours to save favorite restaurant

Interesting conversation piece:

• Love/Hate relationship with Denny's
• Hate/Hate relationship with Ikea
• Space sperm

Sport of the Week: Wife Carrying