This week Lexi & Ben objectify their favourite sexy Final Fantasy characters and pit them against each other. The prize? Being crowned the Undisputed Sexiest Final Fantasy Character Ever! Spend your gil on a phoenix down cause this fira spell on this sexy episode may make you KO.

THE CONTESTANTS:

1. Yuffie Kisaragi
2. Vincent Valentine
3. Zell Dincht
4. Lulu
5. Kimahri Ronso
6. Fran
7. Balthier
8. Tifa Lockhart
9. Rinoa Heartilly
10. Edea Kramer
11. Auron
12. General Beatrix
13. Shiva (FFX)
14. Celes Chere
15. Setzer Gabbiani
16. Quistis Trepe
17. Fujin
18. Shiva (FF8)
19. Seifer Almasy
20. Oerba Yun Fang

BONUS CONTENT:

• The Fiona Staples provides us with a delightful sexy Reno from FF7 for our episode art this episode
• Avril Lavigne
• Kevin Richardson
• Mike Tyson Vs. Zell Dincht
• The Clooney/Caesar cut

SOCIALS:

Here's where you can find us!

• Lexi's website and twitter and instagram
• Ben's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade Arts
• Dork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram

If you're enjoying Dork Matters, we'd really appreciate a nice rating and review on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your pods. It would very much help us get this show to the other dorks out there.

Kupo!