Episode 16: Are you constantly thinking about the song "Cotton-Eyed Joe"? Is it responsible for your recent divorce and your staggering debt? Do you feel like you can't show up to the office in a timely fashion anymore because of a near crippling obsession with the band Rednex? Well, today's episode might fix your problems. Albert and Ryan have pre-recorded a special edition of Don't Be An Idiom dedicated to the antebellum south's favorite mystery man. It's The Cotton-Eyed Joe Megasode and the "boys who make the noise" are sounding the horn for America's handsomest heartbreaker!