In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about

• 🪞 Being ready to put the 2025 season firmly in the rearview

• 🏥 Running through the long list of players missing time this week and all season

• ❓ Re-sign Mariota after a 1–5 run as the backup?

• 🧩 Tailgate questions roster construction and wants more from Peters

• 🗣️ Addressing fans wishing Drake Maye was drafted over Jayden

• ⚖️ A reminder that parity is real in the NFL

• 👐 Can Bill actually catch?

• 📝 Debating which side of the ball to target with the 1st-round pick

• 🕰️ Do they regret last year’s NFC Championship run?

• 🚩 The lingering sins of the Ron Rivera era

• 🏈 Rooting for the name on the front of the jersey, not the back

• 🚀 Carrying momentum into 2026

• 👀 Is this the last game we see Deebo in a Commanders jersey?