Calling all first-class passengers, boarding has begun! We have a few technical issues with the ship this week, but our crew is working hard to resolve the issues and get us in the air as soon as possible. Our inflight meal today is only the best cut of emu and we do ask that you keep all Hans and feet in the vehicle during the flight. We have clear skies ahead with some possible turbulence, so don't forget to fasten your ropes. As always, we thank you for flying Constellation airlines. We hope you enjoy your trip and never forget the real stars are all of you. 

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