For there is, arguably, no other corporation that demonstrates the triangular relationship between quickness, cheapness, and goodness than America's favorite and most hated superstore, Wal-Mart. While we don't need a long, drawn-out analysis of this Iron Triangle, we can use our otherwise wasted energy on standing in faux solidarity with our heroes online as they relay unto us the high cost of low value.

The Players:

Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Jackie H, Billie W;

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Jan T, Kevin M;

Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Felicia P, Annalee K;

Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek- Manray P, Anderson D;

PhantomSauceTV- Jeb W, Don R;

Corinna "kyndrill" Bolon- Sandy K, Audrey Q;

M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason- Narrator

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

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