In this week’s joke fest - We help Michel Platini and UEFA finally fix the game once and for all, starting with the UEFA Cup……….the lazy BBC Sport online's stolen news section is di-sected…… David Beckham climbs the Serie A table........a mundane selection of Premier League action.........and as usual, we round up the podcast with our predictions for next week’s football headlines. Dirty Tackle is your viciously light-hearted take on the world of football: Listen, enjoy and any feedback (complimentary or abusive) will be welcomed!