Life as we knew it has ground to a halt. That gives you no excuse, especially if you've been laid off, to not listen to the hunks as they guide our nation through these trying times.

Featured Hunk: The Brain Eating Zombie of Steve Jobs

Scumbag of the Week: Everyone on the internet

Dude News:

• There is no more pasta
  
• E3 is cancelled
  
• Tom Hanks has corona
  
• Bill Gates fucks off for real
  
• Andrew Gillum is found having drug sex