After 15 months of radio silence, tails between our legs, we finally crawl out of our content coma for this hiatus-breaking episode, in which we try to understand why we ghosted you and stopped doing the show for a year.

Plus: the state of our skin barriers, gray-market retatrutide, PRP, ditching health trackers, Spencer's Spa, finally having to pay for our own skincare, and a $20 scalp massager.

Editor's note: Please forgive our podcasting rustiness as we fumble our way through doing this again. We just had to get this one out to shake off the jitters. More to come soon.