EDITOR'S NOTE: Evan edited the audio for this episode lmao so be generous

This week, we get into the culture war brewing in the skincare industry, Kiehl's latest marketing campaign, eight year olds allegedly using retinols, the bisexual kings of Challengers being the same age as Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider, Lindyman's Hydration Revolution theory, Remedy Place's "social self-care" promise, rebranding spas as recovery studios, "being the best at exercising," pelvic floor dysfunction, X-Cell Nucleotide supplements, Abbas Kiarostami's Certified Copy, Michael Cecchi-Azzolina's Your Table Is Ready and much, much more.