This week, the fellas invite writer Cara Schacter to fill in for Emilio while’s he’s out on tour. Evan and Cara discuss the adderall shortage, Ora’s luxury acupuncture treatments, ear seeds, Sudocrem, Omad’s miracle balm, seeing cathedrals everywhere, the Kiki/Bouba effect in attraction, vessel culture, showering with coffee grinds, Jordan Peterson’s third eye, the inherit attractiveness of holding a container, thirst trapping with water bottles, one dating coach’s wild theory about the ghosts of one’s first pr0n encounter, Ben Lerner, brooms, Liam Payne’s new face, body neutral language, Harry Styles smooching with EmRata, the mental health of the other One Directioners, the perils of being seven-foot tall, etiquette in commenting on someone’s appearance, hating on Succession, glycerin suppositories, putting an end to Santal shaming, and much, much more.