<p>The desert island gets a little dark this week. Hopefully the Mermaids of Mischief can keep their fears at bay... with a side order of non-waterproof mascara.&nbsp;</p>

The Sensational Nudist

Close your eyes and imagine. Imagine the soft breeze, the gentle lapping of waves upon soft, white sand. The rustle of the leaves of the palm trees overhead, glistening beads of sweat forming on your skin. The suns welcoming rays glowing from yellow, to pink with the waning moon appearing, ready for the warm night to come. Imagine perfect peace. You have all that you need. But… is something missing? What could you not live without? Join the Mermaids of Mischief as they delve into castaways Desert Island Kinks - what three kinks would you take with you?