Pour yourself a Strong Zero and strap in. This week’s Happy Hour is a fever dream that starts with public displays of 2D affection and ends with a map of bears and suspicious people in Gifu. We cover the rising price of rice (and the rise of "Pasta Japan"), the legal ramifications of calling your coworker "-chan," and why Tommy Lee Jones is the greatest alien to ever sell canned coffee. Plus, we take a dark dive into the "Hentai Teacher" ring in Aichi and the ultimate compilation of "Truck-kun." Oh, and do stick around for the WORLD PREMIERE of our new original Outro track: テレアモリー・メモリーズ. You're gonna love it.
🥃 LINKS & RESOURCES:
- Reaction to foreign man holding anime waifu pillow in public
- Former coworker who used ‘-chan’ at work and commented on appearance ordered to pay ¥220,000 in damages for sexual harassment (Japanese article)
- Sex act in police box: officer disciplined with pay cut — Kanagawa Prefectural Police sergeant in his 40s and a female officer in her 20s (Japanese article)
- Japan's No. 1 Serial Killer | Ultimate “Truck-kun” Compilation
- Rice prices soar, consumers turn to pasta: January imports up 180% year-on-year
- Sam Rockwell monologue about being an Asian girl on The White Lotus
- Davido-kun loves Japan (Japanese variety show clip)
- 20th Anniversary Suntory Boss Coffee jacket from back in 2012
- Tommy Lee Jones Boss Coffee Commercials
- Gifu Prefecture Bear-Sighting Map (Updated in Real Time): Suspicious-person alerts also visible at a glance — based on the Prefectural Police ‘Safety & Security Mail’ service
- Mei and the Kittenbus (めいとこねこバス , Mei to Konekobasu)
- Driver’s license of perpetrator revoked — Saku City junior high school student fatal accident; Supreme Court recognizes hit-and-run (Japanese article)
- Cocorade Bakery in Ueda (get the milk bread)
- Aichi police arrest seventh teacher in ‘Hentai’ group on child porn charges
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