Happy new years, ladies and germs! We're back after some travel and a restful break, and we hope you had some nice downtime too. This episode is a bit of a catch-up, recapping our Melbourne adventures, the latest American developments, and speeding tickets. Plus the debut of a brand new seggie to set up 2026 in style. This episode's mistakes include:Negging as gym motivation.Self-correcting the use of 'disproportionates' as a verb when it was actually valid English.Saving complex geopolitical discussions for an hour in.Egregious factual inaccuracies.Write a passive aggressive letter, then like us on Facebook, follow us on Instagram, rate us on Apple Podcasts, and send your questions to [email protected].