Hello friends, and welcome back to a premium quality episode of this here podcast. You know what, I'm not afraid to say it: it's got the best audio ever. You're welcome. Now, sit back with a snifter of whiskey and a cigar and enjoy a discussion about consumerism and the interesting social pressures around it. This episode's mistakes include:

• Setting too high an audio standard for ourselves.
• Running too long, again.
• Not giving enough thanks to our amazing sponsor.
• Egregious factual inaccuracies.

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