Tiberius is insecure about his voice. Pretas Cutsies gives Tiberius the best 250th anniversary gift they can think of: talking about themself...a lot. In their self report Pretas blathers on about the name origin, insatiable hunger, open air bathroom, pine family, buying pedals for bipedals, the blue spruce, yeast level fornication, donning bibs, and tainted mushroom sex organs. Tiberius does his best to appear interested.