Decoding the Gurus
Decoding the Gurus
Christopher Kavanagh and Matthew Browne
Blindboy, Part 2: Where Have All the Good Men Gone?
1 hour 49 minutes Posted Mar 14, 2026 at 2:00 am.
Solarpunk Matt
The Hugely Succesful International Tour
Changing Room Tribulations
Historical Analyses
Gangs of Ireland
The Techniques of Extortion and Sexual Blackmail
A Blackmail Network
Different Flavours of Strategic Disclaimers
Layered Defences
The Real Villain Emerges
Blindboy's Research Sources
Matt's Overall Thoughts 
Is Blindboy a secular guru?
Patron Shoutouts
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In Part 2, Matt and Chris return to Blindboy, now broadcasting from a solar-powered podcast and therefore morally unimpeachable. The darkness, however, remains. Having established in Part 1 that the global elite are a vampiric class of depraved blackmailers who traffic children and delight in cruelty, in Part 2, Blindboy offers us some welcome relief in the form of answering the question of what it looks like to be one of the good ones. You may be surprised to learn that it involves a missing dressing room, muddy socks, and a loyalty to small-time promoters that some might call heroic.

The episode also traces an ambitious historical arc: from street gangs in 1800s Limerick to the New York underworld, Meyer Lansky, Roy Cohn, CIA brothels and LSD interrogation programmes, and eventually to Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein. The connecting thread is a continuous tradition of sexual blackmail passed from master to apprentice that has, apparently, been quietly guiding Western (criminal) civilisation for the better part of two centuries.

Matt and Chris sift through the historical material, examine the leaps required to keep the chain intact, and consider whether a conspiracy hypothesis that explains quite so much, quite so neatly, might deserve a small dose of skepticism. As you might anticipate, the episode features discussions of many of our old friends, including strategic disclaimers, moral grandstanding, and layered preemptive defences. Finally, get ready to learn who the real villain is, when the mask is finally removed.... spoiler: it's neoliberal capitalism. A revelation that some listeners may have suspected from the very beginning.

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