Decoding the Gurus
Decoding the Gurus
Christopher Kavanagh and Matthew Browne
DTG Christmas Quiz 2025 with Helen Lewis
1 hour 26 minutes Posted Dec 22, 2025 at 8:40 pm.
Introduction
Reflections on the Genius Myth
Elon Musk's Achievements?
AI Uses and Abuses
The Saga of Bubbles & Love
Movers and Shakers in the Gurusphere 2025
The Capitalist Podcast World
The Riyadh Comedy Festival
Olivia Nuzzi the Sensemaker?
UK Politics and Reform
A Short Interlude about Japan
Christmas Guru Quiz
A Manosphere Interlude
Outro
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Show notes

In this special Christmas episode, Helen’s annual Guru Quiz returns, lightly dusted with Trump, podcast tours, and the unsettling realisation that the Guru-sphere and the MAGA-sphere have quietly fused into a single, monetised, vibes-based organism.

That's right, the regular decoding team are joined by renowned journalist, author, podcaster... and occasional DTG quiz master, Helen Lewis, who once again brings her festive cheer, an uncanny ability to identify exactly who will be unbearable next year, and a quiz designed to torture Matt.

Points are awarded, dignity is lost, and Matt briefly considers revising for the quiz before remembering that preparation has never helped him before.

The episode also covers MAGA and UK political manoeuvres, the movers and shakers of the Gurusphere in 2025, and a lament for the collapse of the ancient boundary between editorial content and hawking pants.

So join us for a festive episode about gurus, geniuses, authoritarian comedy festivals, and the slow erosion of shame. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night... and that includes you, Bubbles!

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