Host: Sean DillonPHILISTINE GROANWritten and performed by Sam Landman, for LandmanLandSam Landman is a Twin Cities-based writer, performer, and all-round performance maker. Keep up with the latest on his work at:https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToLandmanLand/The rights to this piece are retained by its creator, all rights reserved.Our intro/outro/interstitial music samples “Ice Breaking 01” by dheming, used under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License. https://freesound.org/people/dheming/sounds/268023/Support the artists of Dead North at: https://www.patreon.com/deadnorthTune in the next 9 days, for more holiday horror. Please subscribe and rate Dead North wherever you get your podcasts, to help us spread the word.Thank you for listening.