Take off your blindfolds Creeps because we have officially arrived at the birthday party from hell in season four episode twelve “The Te of Pacey” (Original airdate January 17th, 2001. Written by Maggie Friedman and directed by Harry Winer). Gabby begins the episode in exactly the state of emotional collapse it warrants and things only get more exciting from there. We have Jen living her designated Dan dreams, Dawsons attempting to manifest a first date with Gretchen, and of course Pacey’s family waging psychological warfare on him to commemorate his birth. If you want a salve for your own psychic wounds, I recommend following our Instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps)! Our antiracism doc is linked on insta and our Spotify playlist Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow has all the hits for Isabella the star dancer to get down to. Now go finish your chipped beef on toast you ungrateful swine!

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