Opening the schools, School of Fools (Florida State University tells workers they can’t take care of their kids while working at home), Nazi News (DeSean jackson posts a fake Hitler quote and a Louisiana politician compares the treatment of people who refuse to wear a mask to Nazi Germany), Fox News argues Tucker Carlson does not have to tell the truth in court, and Outstanding Displays of Spite (Mayor DeBlasio paints Black Lives Matter in front of Trump Tower).