HOLLY ANDERSON and RYAN NANNI return in crisp Fanatics jerseys for HOLIDAY TOUCHDOWN: A BILLS LOVE STORY (2025) but is Dave...

Italianx? … Let's start now! … Who's blameless? … Relatable mortification … Damar...

FIRST HALF

Car Talk, but Ball … Ryan and Holly are two different people … Do our parents know about our podcasts? … Holly, a miracle baby … The Gainesville of Cinema … Kendall Jenner, "Go Bills," copwear … Holiday Touchdown Prime … The Abraham Benrubi Santaverse … Raffi, Jim Kelly and Jesse Ventura … Not enough plummeted-Wisconsinite accents … Wrong light … Name that movie! … CAST RUNDOWN … Dr. Quinn/Dan Quinn … Steve Schirripa Appreciation Station … Leave the stew on … The Expositional Challenge … Bills Hall of Fame diegetic Greek chorus … Dan McQuade Appreciation Station … City of Buffalo's Stadium Psyop … Zero-impediment romance … Expendable cancer kids  … This could be a same-sex couple … A Bills Polycule Holiday … "Seinfeld friends" … Schirripa's self-catering … Eat Your Heart Out: Chemical chewing gum (… Fossilized Bazooka Joe … Joey Pants having fun); Peanut Stick, Beef on Weck; Weckipedia; Arby's meats; never let Schirripa eat; "abbondanza"; devil's penis; sweet potato or toast; late-season Publix-ass potluck; cake-batter drink … "Table jumping" … Stunty Hallmark casting … We can't get Josh Allen … How kidding/self-aware are we? … Monopoly Jr., but in romcom … FUBU Stadium nostalgia, political prophylactic … Buffalo pit offerings … Buffalo Wicker Man … FDA quaaludes … The universal Hallmark moving-on theme … Highmark … The DMV's "watching a movie" test … A shame for fun Bills fans … Where's the pain? … Sean McDermott, actor … Weird skin on Jim Pembry … Heathrow 9/11 … Airport deli counter...

HALFTIME SHOW: Chris Collingwood

SECOND HALF              

Classic Lines: Fiesta of Zubaz; plaid chemistry LP; cold acting; brand-new Fanatics logo wear;    the Aunts & Uncles Collection; where are the old jerseys … The famously private David Roth … Old clothes, old stadium, in the pit … Bane's Closet … The Limited All-Wheel Drive Prius … Worst out-window matte painting … Luke Russert, Paul Bearer, hostage booth, no mic control … The Hallmark Voight-Kampff Test: All but Joey Pants and maybe also Joey Pants … NYPD Counterterrorism chief … Rating: 3 … Good timing for lovable Bills universalism … Bring back wings … The Leftovers: Damar Hamlin, Scott Norwood, hospitals, Santa… Haunting amount of Bills guys … 90 minutes of Bills arts and crafts time … Bills omertà … Goodfellas tracking shot … "Go there less" … Inept plot, excellent beats … IMDB Dive (Sort of): Vanessa Marano and Danielle Morrow Appreciation/Encouragement Station … Christening … Where are the colors? … Where are the injuries? … Long Snapper Reid Ferguson Appreciation Station … The influencers were wrong! … What if we put ourselves out there? … Pre-Owned Airboats Dot Com … Dot Horse, Dracula+ Dot Biz … Merry Christmas!

All other music by Chris Collingwood of Look Park and Fountains of Wayne, except: "Shout (Buffalo Bills Fight Song) 8-Bit Remix."

Links: Holly - Ryan - Pre-Owned Airboats