It was a three hour premiere ya'll!! (one taught me love. one taught me patience. one taught me pain.)

On this episode Danika and Jenna try to regain consciousness after watching too much of The Bachelor! Colton Underwood's night one brought tears, puns, cringe, unexpected horny vibes, and a little bit of anger.

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