This time on the Couch: Mike, James, and Shée celebrate their 100th episode the way comic book nerds celebrate everything: Quarantined in as small a group as possible while getting overly excited about drawings of bulky dudes punching each other in the throat. In this first half of a two-part special, they'll look at the first issue of 1997's Batman/Aliens crossover! This one hits every requirement on the Darkseid's Couch Seal of 'WTF?' Checklist: Crocodile rasslin', awkward sexual tension, a crew of forgettable soldiers who are clearly just showing up to be killed, and maybe, if we're especially unlucky, a Xenomorph or two will impregnate some dudes against their will in the most grotesque way possible. Hey, Xenomorphs: I don't know what's acceptable on your planet, but #timesup on Earth!