This week's sultry tones from they Asylum include the subjects of....Are Aliens fuckable and why is someone at NASA paid to figure it out?, the heroic journey of Coke Bear, the tag team gateway drugs to morbid obesity known as Ice Cream and Dounuts, Lord Alfred Hayes' rod vs. Hot Rod Roddy Piper, the series finale of Wandavision, Big Ed and reality TV, AEW's barbwire dud match, CBBC review of "Ringside Vol 1", Back to school days, Darkness name drops like a motherfucker, Robert Battinson makes kittens with Catwoman on the hood of the Batmobile and so so much more!!!!