Abraham Lincoln, the US President who won the Civil War, issued the Emancipation Proclamation and instituted the 13th Amendment barring slavery in the United States - is cancelled.  A school district in San Francisco has renamed the 'Abraham Lincoln High School' because, apparently, Abraham Lincoln didn't do enough for people of colour.  While preserving the Union in a time of war, and liberating millions of people from bondage and servitude is bound to gain Lincoln a few woke points, it must clearly pale in comparison to the social achievements of the local school district committee members.  Crispin explains what happened here and why, with a critique on this peak level of cultural nihilism and insanity.